Monday, March 18, 2013

Tips to Detox marijuana FAST!





weed stays in fat cells longer than other drug & i smoked a blunt then the next day passed a urine test... the best way & i have done plenty of research is though...

1.
exercise as much as possible until the day of the test (not the day of b'cuz the burning of calories will metabolize it & put it back into your urine tract)

2. Drink LOTS of water... don’t drink so much that you kill yourself. And yes you can drink so much it kills you. We learned about that in the military, & slow down on the water if you feel a little dizzy, that means your brain is swelling....

3. Go to GNC and buy CREATINE! your body has a natural level & if you urine goes to a lab the weight will be assessed & if you have flushed your system with water it will not weigh enough. urine ways more than water cuz of all the additives...cretin will weigh it down plenty.

4. as I said "drink lots of water" now the problem with this is that if you have drank enough water than your piss should look like water with maybe a slight hint of amber yellow... this will indicate your trying to hide something and are "flushing". The way around this is vitamin B12 & only that. B12 will give your piss a deep yellow almost as if you are dehydrated & will restore the piss smell.


the DO NOTS:

don’t tape a rubber filled with clean piss to you leg. the temp wont register,

AZO's - sure ell - those pricey drinks at head shops - cranberry juice - pickle juice - vinegar
none of those work & they all taste terrible...well unless the cranberry has vodka, that’s pretty nice.

bleach (yeah some have filled an eye dropper with bleach then added it to the sample. you will pass but when it DESTROYS the ph paper & test equipment they will catch on quick, but you will pass that way too as bleach masks it but you won’t get away with it long. they will order an immediate re-test with a quickness.

note: i am an occasional user & not a heavy user of any substance...(mescaline, ex pills/MDMA, meth/speed/crank, marijuana, dextramorphithine, alcohol yes booze is a drug ) & i am medium build male

5foot7inch 168LBS and athletic...well i lift lots of weights but hate running so i don't do cardio unless you count vigorous sex.

if you get tested regularly as i do, once or twice a month you should refrain from hard use & if you plan on using then stay in shape. its helps in multiple ways.

To answer your Q no vinegar will not help in any way... but these should get you on the right track... good luck & happy using.

Oh & if it’s for weed take a few aspirin before you go. It helps...


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